2-pop
Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
The urge to pop a cold one.
You add ices.
