Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

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What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.