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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!