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What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread