What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!