What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

What Pokémon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!