What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad