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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mormon and a raptor?

A Utahraptor

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.