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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.