Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

Rpokemon Jokes More Rpokemon Jokes

What do you get when you mix /r/Pokémon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.