Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Poke 'em on.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

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It was leave your keys at the door.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

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Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping