Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

Because she didn't want to go.

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.

What do you call a sick Pokemon?

Pikachoo

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Squirtle Jokes More Squirtle Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.