Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What do you get when you mix /r/Pokémon and /r/gonewild?

PP up

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Why do adrenaline junkies enjoy camping?

Because it is in tents