Bulbasaur!!
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Because he's the fire starter.
You Pokémon.
X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle
To catch a charmander.
What's fastest thing in the world?
See you next month.
One Direction
To say hello.... From the other side.
Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.
Games.
Poke 'em on!
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
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Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Poke 'em on.
A key.
Her navel.
