Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

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Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Link Jokes More Link Jokes

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

Squirtle Jokes More Squirtle Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.