Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

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What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Ganondorf Jokes More Ganondorf Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether