Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

Translate Jokes More Translate Jokes

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)