Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Ganondorf Jokes More Ganondorf Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Boost Jokes More Boost Jokes

What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.