Link Jokes

Why doesn't Ganondorf like going on the internet?

There are too many Links.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What is Link's favorite Final Fantasy character?

Zell, duh!

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is Link's favorite hotel?

Hyaaaaatt!

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You Pokémon.

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What kind of math do owls like?

Owlgebra.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Translate Jokes More Translate Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.