Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

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What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

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How do you know princess diana had dandruff?

Because her head and shoulders were on the dashboard.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.