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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

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What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.