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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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How does Furious 7 end?

Paul Walker dies.

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard