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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

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What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

How do they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders on the dashboard.