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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What do you call a box with a treasure location?

A xbox.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore