They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
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A xbox.
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
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One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
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Nothing, you already said it twice.
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
His son with the xbox.
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.
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They turn off their Xbox.
I genuinely care about your mother.
He turns off his Xbox.
He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.
Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
The dashboard.
They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!
Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!
He turns off his xbox.
Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life
He was syncing too much time into it.
Cos 720 is 1
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
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The 4th grade.
He wanted to get a long little doggy
A frog in a blender.
So he could take it out for a spin!
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
He turns off the PlayStation.
Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.
Shot in the head in Dallas.
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
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It's skirts versus shins.
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
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