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Xbox Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What do you call a box with a treasure location?

A xbox.

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720?

Cos 720 is 1

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Super Bowl Jokes More Super Bowl Jokes

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Lebron James Jokes More Lebron James Jokes

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why does LeBron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.