His son with the xbox.
A half decent person.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
Kenya West
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
Lamp post
It takes four years to get an election.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Bison
The Defenestration of Smaug.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Caucasian
Sir, you dropped your receipt!
Put it down, Tyrone!
