His son with the xbox.
A half decent person.
50 pounds.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
The bricks will get laid.
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
He was syncing too much time into it.
He turns off his Xbox.
A harenet.
To get to the second-hand shop.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
A park bench can support a family.
A park bench can support a family of four.
They're antisocial lights.
Lamp post
People without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Sounds like he had already done the... time