Aboriginal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.