Aboriginal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

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Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.