Aboriginal Jokes

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Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

How do you tie two half ducks together?

With ducktape!!