Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
That's not funny...
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
You get light music.
Lamp post
They're antisocial lights.
An Edison
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Because they're not garbage collectors.
She had no sense of porpoise.
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
Capital letters.
It hurts when IP.
It was a soft drink.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
A half decent person.
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
You use an o-silly-scope!
