How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant