How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant