April Sale - 20% Off

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Previous Random Joke Next
Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

Nuclear Power Plant Jokes More Nuclear Power Plant Jokes

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Restart Jokes More Restart Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant