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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Nuclear Power Plant Jokes More Nuclear Power Plant Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

Restart Jokes More Restart Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.