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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.