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What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.