What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre