What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

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What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.