Because attachments are forbidden.
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With his Parceltongue.
Junk mail
Hillary got off Scott-free.
He lives on a street with no name.
A CAIR package.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Fe-mail
Outgoing mail.
In a henvelope!
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You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Ewes sincerely.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Best viscious.
Because it was on old croc.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
That he needed to address the situation
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
They're just alternate fax.
Scent.
She was always using fowl language.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Damn E-mails!
Work smarter not harder people.
With his goldfinger.
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
When there are no attachments
REPOST!
On the Inkernet.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
The ones in the mail of course!
Because the lime was engaged.
At his P.O. Box
At the ghost office.
With an icy-stare!
On the sprin-ternet.
Anthrax.
Because the mail was always above her.
With their fish fingers.
Lamp post
Yours tin-sincerely.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Beast wishes.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Empty Magazines.
When they are read.
Because clubbing isn't any fun.
They use a sea lion.
He had no attachments.
Because they're not PC.
Right away.
A Terminal Illness.
They have white mail privilege.
The post office.
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Shoplifting
Because she refused to make a sandwich
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Her husband had a holloween-ie.
