Because attachments are forbidden.
With his Parceltongue.
Junk mail
Hillary got off Scott-free.
He lives on a street with no name.
A CAIR package.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Fe-mail
Outgoing mail.
In a henvelope!
You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Ewes sincerely.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
Best viscious.
Because it was on old croc.
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
That he needed to address the situation
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
They're just alternate fax.
Scent.
She was always using fowl language.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Damn E-mails!
Work smarter not harder people.
With his goldfinger.
Because she wanted to mail a litter.
When there are no attachments
REPOST!
On the Inkernet.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
The ones in the mail of course!
Because the lime was engaged.
At his P.O. Box
At the ghost office.
With an icy-stare!
On the sprin-ternet.
Anthrax.
With their fish fingers.
Lamp post
Yours tin-sincerely.
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
They'd rather give each other a ring.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
They prefer to use Norse code.
Beast wishes.
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
Empty Magazines.
When they are read.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
Because it was a mail dominated industry
1 GB
It's not EU, it's me
Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.
A Terminal Illness.
Black mail.
They are hiring.
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Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Haram-bee
They are in-sects
Ginger
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Cornography
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