When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste