When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!