Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)