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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.