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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why did Eric Clapton switch from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with windows.