Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

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E Jokes More E Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Pc Jokes More Pc Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

Why did Eric Clapton move from PC to Mac?

He had a bad experience with Windows