What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.