What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a reptile detective?

An investigator Sorry

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.