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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator