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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator