What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator