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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer