Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

Gt- () An investigator

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer