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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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Gt- () An investigator

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An investigator.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

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