Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR