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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

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What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer