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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log