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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!