What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.