What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!