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Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log