Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.