Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log