Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.