The Captains log
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
The Captain's Log.
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
A major difference.
Finger-prints.
Because she is smoking hot
