Mr. Spock Jokes

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.