What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?

You can make a pet out of a snake!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.