How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga..?

POKER FACE...!!!

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!