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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.