How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb