How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How does Lady Gaga like her......Steaks?

Raw, Raw, Raw Raw Raw!

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face