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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Lady Gaga Jokes More Lady Gaga Jokes

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

P-p-p-poke her face.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Pa Jokes More Pa Jokes

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb