How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What do Lady Gaga and E. L. James have in common?

They both wrote bad romance.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Poker face.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb