Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!
To watch Dablooney Toons!
To not wake the audience.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
Oily!
POKER FACE...!!!
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
With a shoe horn.
Wake me up before you glow glow!
An alarm cluck!
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
To stop a kid napping.
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
So he could wake up inside.
After the ring, you wake up!
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Didn't wake up this morning...
Wake me up before you go-go
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Amaized.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Amen
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
Catsup!
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Mourning
A wake-up call!
Another day.
You poke poke poker face
"I didn't wake up this morning..."
I woke up exhausted!
Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.
He brought the wrong carrion.
Mourning wood.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
The pharmacy.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol
Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
An entrepruner.
Pop Quiz
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.
