Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Awaken, my pump-
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!
Mourning Wood
To watch Dablooney Toons!
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
To not wake the audience.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
He always came on time.
Oily!
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.
He saw a.
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
When they wake up every morning.
POKER FACE...!!!
I can't feel my face when I'm with you...
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
With a shoe horn.
Wake me up before you glow glow!
An alarm cluck!
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
To stop a kid napping.
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
So he could wake up inside.
It was Allah dream.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
After the ring, you wake up!
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Didn't wake up this morning...
Wake me up before you go-go
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Amaized.
You wake up wet!
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Amen
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
Catsup!
M: Linda.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Mourning
A wake-up call!
Another day.
You poke poke poker face
"I didn't wake up this morning..."
I woke up exhausted!
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Russel
She fell out of the tree.
That sinking feeling...
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
A Quakter
Because he can't see through the wall.
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
He was cross.
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
The corpse.
Good mourning.
