Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Awaken, my pump-
Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!
Mourning Wood
To watch Dablooney Toons!
So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.
To not wake the audience.
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
He always came on time.
Oily!
Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.
He saw a.
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
When they wake up every morning.
POKER FACE...!!!
I can't feel my face when I'm with you...
Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED
Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.
With a shoe horn.
Wake me up before you glow glow!
An alarm cluck!
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
To stop a kid napping.
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
So he could wake up inside.
It was Allah dream.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
After the ring, you wake up!
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Didn't wake up this morning...
Wake me up before you go-go
I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake
The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Amaized.
You wake up wet!
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
Amen
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!
Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.
Catsup!
M: Linda.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Mourning
A wake-up call!
Another day.
You poke poke poker face
"I didn't wake up this morning..."
I woke up exhausted!
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
Head to head race
Rest in pieces.
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
A worm in a fur coat!
Spitting swallowing and gargling.
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
A dead bird
Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.
A little bit froggy
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Mourning wood.
She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Pumpkin
