What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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How do cows measure time?

In mooments

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.