What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts