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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!