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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!