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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything