Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: