It was time to split.
Because Intermediate value theorem
Because he had no guts.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
It was Nervous
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Quark! Quark!
A lightsabre
Because they make up literally everything
Because part tickles.