Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died