Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Why was the two-dimensional emo sad?

Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.