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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

What did Snape say at Alan Rickmans funeral?

Nothing.