Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG!!!!

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.