Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

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What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why couldn't Snape be a Herbology teacher?

Because he wasn't able to keep the Lilies alive.