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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

So you'll never know which side he's on.