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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances