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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.