How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.