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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.