How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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What do you call someone with no nose?

Nobody knows.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.