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How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.