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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

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What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.