What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.