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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

Removed

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!