What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why couldn't the melons be together?

Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal.

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Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.