What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!