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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why was the tree soooo happy?

Because he didn't arbor any feelings!