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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Feeling Jokes More Feeling Jokes

What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.