Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because nobody would ever know how deep he was.
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
Because they can't spell "read it".