Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
When there's a sail on it.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
Because they can't spell "read it".