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How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!

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How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.