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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White