Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Who races the most?

The rasit!