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Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life?

He wasn't nosey.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...