Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.