Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Disney Movies still touch kids
Disney movies can still touch children.
Michael Jackson the third.
Because he's dead.
Bringham Young
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Make that change
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
He thought they were a delivery service
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Just beet it
They both came in a little behind.
Billy Jeans!
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Pop-cycle
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
A wise quack.
He wanted to go to high school.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people
She was having Disney spells.
A right a right a right!
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Women should be first.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
