They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
A Minor
Michael Jackson's ghost's hand.
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
He touched a lot of people.
Get out of my son!
Because he is dead.
Everything's gonna be all white.
Because he always came in a lil behind.
From a catalogue. ba dum tss
Disney movies can still touch children.
Because he's dead.
Jacks on Jacks off
Artificial colouring.
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Michael Jackson the third.
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
There's 20 of them.
Because he couldn't race anymore!
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
He's been underground for five years now.
A-minor
Because there are twenty of them.
Michael Jackson!
Bringham Young
They touched some many lives
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Michael Jackson
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Make that change
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It was done in A minor.
Michael Jackson's hand!!
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
Cause he's dead.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
Boys clothes half off.
He thought they were a delivery service
He wasn't nosey.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Little boys pants half off.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
They both came in a little behind.
Just beet it
Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
Michael Jackson.
Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston
You put a color scale next to his face.
Do you want to be black, or white
Would you please move You're in my sun.
They're both dead.
Because he was Home Alone.
Billy Jeans!
Disney Movies still touch kids
Disney movies can still touch little kids.
They're not infallible
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Because then the children have to play inside.
A migraine.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
I'm funny that way.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael
