A Minor
Hey that's mycoat Jackson!
Disney movies can still touch children.
Jacks on Jacks off
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Michael Jackson the third.
There's 20 of them.
Because he couldn't race anymore!
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
He's been underground for five years now.
Michael Jackson!
Bringham Young
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
Make that change
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
He thought they were a delivery service
He wasn't nosey.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Just beet it
They both came in a little behind.
Do you want to be black, or white
Would you please move You're in my sun.
Billy Jeans!
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
You don't talk about fight club.
Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
They both got famous for getting a black man off.
A condom.
A crowbar.
He got crossed.
Quarkiplier
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
You bust a nut
