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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

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What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?