What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

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What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?