What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*