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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

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What kind of car trouble?

Me: "It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan