What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan