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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

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Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

Mahalo bro lights.

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*