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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan