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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state?

One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.

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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*