Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*