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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*