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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*