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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*