What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

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What shoes does a tumblr girl wear?

Ughs*

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*