I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is a dentist's favorite time of the day?

2:30

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

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Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

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What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

Because he can't lace them.