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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

Because he can't lace them.

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces