I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

When the leash goes slack.

What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Lace Jokes More Lace Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.