I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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The HUGS boson!

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They don't believe in higher power.

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Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Loafers.

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Reebark

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He said: "Nah amine"

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A trip without the kids

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A trip without kids.

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

What do you say to your laces to make them go away?

Shoo laces