When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

People Jokes More People Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

Why did the pirate captain suddenly die?

He had an an*yarr*ysm.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.