When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.