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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!