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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What the heck?

Who are those people up there

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.