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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that Hogwarts is feminist friendly?

The entrance is a dumbledore.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!