When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

It's called "Curl Up and Dye."