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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!