When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A peeping tome.

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.