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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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Other lawyers look interested.

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It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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Because it's whey strained.

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.