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What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.