What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.