What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.