What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.