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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!