Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.