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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.