Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.