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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

Harvest Jokes More Harvest Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.