Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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She couldn't solve inequalities.

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All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

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No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.