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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Harvest Jokes More Harvest Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!