Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Harvest Jokes More Harvest Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.