Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Deflated

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I underscored.

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Why did the farmer take a milk bath?

Because he's too tall for a milk shower.

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Because he was always out standing in his field.

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In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Bring on their subs!

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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Genuwine.

Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!