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Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Why did the Boxer Rebellion fail?

They had no Qin

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Harvest Jokes More Harvest Jokes

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Maize Jokes More Maize Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!