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He got lost in the maize.
How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!
TB or not TB, that is the question.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
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