How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

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What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.