What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why can't you ever trust a cat?

Because they are always lion

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed