What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What cat purrs more than any other?

Purrsians!

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup