What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

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What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.