What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you call a cat on a big plate?

A platterpuss

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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Why shouldn't you be racist?

Because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.