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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed Asian

What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?

Let me call you Tweet heart!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.