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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.