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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

What'll ya have?

Cat: Shot of rum. Bartender pours it Cat slowly pushes it off the bar Cat: Another.

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!