Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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She soldered on.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.