Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh