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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

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What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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Nothing. She's fine.

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery?

She soldered on.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh