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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor?

Go flux yourself!

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh