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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!