What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.