What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!