What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman?

RAWR!

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!