What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!