Ughs and kisses!
Because he was a neck-romancer....
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Ooga booga baby!
Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
They were scared of sparks flying.
Cupigs!
A hug and a little quiche.