What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus