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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!