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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.