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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus