What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.