What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

Tally hohoho!

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC