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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus