What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!