Clau Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.