The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Santa Claws
He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
Paranoid!
Because the snowblower is coming.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
You cry when you cut up an onion.
With a square Dance!
A rebel without a Claus.
I told you it would rain, dear.
Take a blud test OC
OC It was her sole comfort.
A woman.
All their statements are baseless.
Because she's Lucy Lawless
He was in charge of refresh mints.
He was just two tired.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Because it was soda pressing.
